Abstinence 99% Effective, Funny Religion Tshirt, Virgin Birth, Satire Shirt, Atheist Shirt, Funny Christian Shirt, Funny Jesus Shirt

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Abstinence 99% Effective, Funny Religion Tshirt, Virgin Birth, Satire Shirt, Atheist Shirt, Funny Christian Shirt, Funny Jesus Shirt

Price: $ 22.98

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This "Abstinence 99% Effective" design features the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus, blending religious satire with dark humor. Perfect for fans of edgy, ironic takes on purity culture, this design brings a humorous twist to a classic figure in Christian iconography.
ABOUT THE SHIRT:
Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. We can't compliment this shirt enough–it's one of our crowd favorites, and it's sure to be your next favorite too!
Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
30 singles
Side-seamed construction
Tear-away label
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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We provide 3 shipping methods for you to choose from as followed frame.

Method	Shipping Time	Price
Standard Shipping	To US,UK,AU,FR,DE,IT,ES: 11-13 Business Days To Other Countries: 15-18 Business Days	$5.99
Expedited Shipping	To US,UK,AU,FR,DE,IT,ES: 8-10 Business Days	$7.95
Expedited Shipping	To CA: 13 Business Days	$9.99
Urgent Shipping	To UK: 5-7 Business Days	$12.95
Urgent Shipping	To Other Countries: 3-6 Business Days	$28.5

*Please note that the above time frame doesn't include production time or account for delays caused by vendors and weather.

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